What Your Banker Can Do For You
- Elena Keith
- Jul 21
- 4 min read
“For to everyone who has, more will be given.” The Matthew Effect
There is a secret law of finance, and it goes something like this:
The more money you have, the more you’ll be given.
Notably, the real divide isn’t just about interest rates or fee waivers. The true barrier is the experience. Depending on where your business sits on the revenue food chain, the gap between how you are treated by your financial institution isn't a fault line - it is a canyon.
Let us take a highly scientific and unexaggerated examination of the three tiers of banking reality.
Tier 1: The Midsize Mogul
The "Saturdays are for the Suite" Tier
If you are running a solid, midsize company, your relationship with your commercial banker is less about spreadsheets and more about activewear.
When you reach this level, you don’t stand in lines. Instead, you are sitting poolside at world-class resorts, or golfing at Trump National Golf Course outings on the bank's dime. You are taking your family on private, front-of-the-line VIP excursions at Disney World or Paramount Studios—all seamlessly orchestrated by your dedicated banker.
Your banker does not "get back to you." They answer your text messages, emails, and phone calls within the hour—and definitely before the sun goes down. When the local sports team makes the playoffs, you aren't fighting for tickets on Ticketmaster. You are being ushered directly into the private corporate suite. You have, quite literally, been admitted to the game.
Tier 2: The Corporate Titan
The "Gravity is Optional" Tier
Now, if you are the Treasurer of Home Depot, the CFO of Apple, or the financial architect behind OpenAI, the rules of physical reality simply cease to apply. For global corporate giants, the banking hospitality suites cost more than most people earn in a lifetime.
At this stratospheric level, the bank does not send you tickets; they send a private jet. You are flown first-class to Harry Styles or Kylie Minogue concerts, complete with backstage passes to meet the band. Nothing is out of reach:
The Met, Privately: You don't jostle with tourists at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York; you get a private, silent tour after-hours, guided by the chief curator.
St. Tropez in New York: You might find yourself invited to a legendary party where a billionaire founder, like Blackstone's Stephen Schwarzman, reportedly transformed his entire estate into a replica of a beach in St. Tropez, complete with sand and cabanas.
Michelin & Masterpieces: You are treated to custom tasting menus designed by Michelin-starred chefs in Barcelona, paired with first-class airfare.
The Mecca of Golf: You are teeing off at St. Andrews in Scotland, walking the historic, windswept fairways of the most beautiful golf course on earth, courtesy of your investment banking syndicate.
In this tier, money isn't just managed. It is invisibly directed into growth.
Tier 3: The Rest
The "Please Hold, Your Call is Important to Us" Tier
And then, there is the rest of the business world.
If you are a growing business owner, a local entrepreneur, or a brilliant startup founder, your banking experience looks slightly different. Your "hospitality suite" is a plastic chair in a branch lobby, waiting for a personal banker who seems to have stepped out for an indefinite lunch.
Instead of a private, expert-led viewing of The Louvre, you get a 30-minute experience of a bank’s hold music track while attempting to resolve a simple wire transfer. Instead of first-class flights to Singapore, you get hit with $35 wire fees, monthly maintenance penalties, and automated chatbots that neither understand the reason for your call nor understand your business model.
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About the Author
As the resident strategist for Citizen Financial Center and The Business Club, Elena Keith covers the intersection of success and the economy, banking and the art of wealth-building, guiding business leaders through the inner circles of commercial banks, Private Equity, and family offices.
From the International Monetary Fund boardrooms to the corridors of Capitol Hill, Elena brings clarity to the business world, operating on the principle that finance is at its best when it is practiced with kindness.
The best paid bankers in Switzerland are working for Vontobel, the Zurich-based private bank. Private banks, many with centuries of heritage, focus on wealth and asset management